Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, what you are looking at here is a couple of teaspoons. Not just any teaspoons of course. The sharp eyed amongst you may be wondering why they are somewhat mis-shapen and quite clearly no longer capable of functioning as a teaspoon. My client has suggested that this is purely because they have been subjected to the massive centrifugal forces capable of being generated by a top-loading Hoover 550M washing machine. My client has also stated that he discovered the aforementioned teaspoons while emptying the washing machine this morning and would like to declare his complete innocence. In his affidavit he has stated that it is most unlikely that he would have misplaced the evidence in his underpants or t-shirt prior to them going into the laundry basket.
Ongoing investigations are focussing on the owner of a pair of three-quarter length jeans and a black skirt and also on the owner of a ridiculously small pair of black shorts, all of which items have pockets and may have been used to deliberately hide the evidence.